i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit
Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
Uterus: hardly any breaks??
Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
Uterus: if something were to
i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel
just girly things
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You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.” – (via phillups)
Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.